January 2012
“Ben = the most awkward Bachelor to date. Also, the most unattractive Bachelor to...”
– Robin (actually it was said by Reality TV Steve but I don’t know him so Robin is getting credit)
bff slash comedic genius slash spot-on “The Bachelor” commentator
joannafreed replied to your post: The worst part about being next to a woo girl during spinning is
non spinner here, what is a woo girl? also, hi!
Hello dear Joanna! Woo girls are not exclusive to spin classes and can actually be found in many other workout classes [and most bars] across the country. A woo girl is anyone who is a little overly enthusiastic and likes to yell...
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The worst part about being next to a woo girl...
a) being next to a woo girl during spinning (complete with screams, yelps and clapping)
or
b) worrying that everyone else mistakenly thinks that YOU are the woo girl during spinning
“Oh my god, I have no idea what being 27 feels like!”
– some girl at the birthday party I’m at, who I’m going to strangle
Taylor Kitsch is apparently not going to reprise the role of Riggins in the FNL movie.
“I love the way we ended Riggs, so I think it would be an injustice to breathe life into him again,” Kitsch said. “I love the way it ended and I’d rather leave it on that note. God knows I loved playing the guy, I’d rather leave it that way.”
Did you guys know this?!...
“This is a comedy, right?”
– Danny, as we started watching Downton Abbey for the first time
True life: I am an overly-sensitive person.
It is forever on my “things to improve” list because it typically aligns with being irrational, focusing on the negative, and a lot of other traits that aren’t the healthiest. And as much as I try not to take every single thing personally, my default mode when I’m stressed is to crank up my sensitivity meter until I’m...
It's so refreshing
when it’s somebody else doing the ranting/raving/venting for once and not me.
Allows me to give back a little bit, ya know?
“Thank you & have a nice day, sir.”
– woman working at Dunkin Donuts, to me just now
well then.
in my book we call that "lunch"
Lo: send me food
Lo: I literally have 10 pounds of cheese and a box of oreos here but that's it
Me: I don't see what the problem is
caryrandolph:
Killers: “Read My Mind”
Courtney can't walk in heels
Isn’t being able to do that, like, in the job description for being a model?
And dear god is Courtney The Model the biggest...
SUUUUUUUUUCH a TOOOOOOL.
So topical!
So with this Shawntel The Funeral Director appearance on The Bachelor (sidenote: WTF, mate?), this gives me the perfect time to tell you that this past weekend my mom informed me that Aaron Rodgers has a girlfriend. And her name is Destiny Newton.
And and AAAAND she is Shawntel’s SISTER.
This world is too small sometimes, guys.
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