Woman at the Enterprise car rental place
is talking about how she washed her car’s engine using “essential oils, like aromatherapy”, and how “cars are people too” because they “take us to our best places”. I think I need more coffee.
My, what huge problems we have
Me: want to hear my first world problem of the day? Liz: yes my iced chai latte was more milk and ice than chai there’s mine Me: hahahahahahaha mine is similar yuppy food related my fish tacos are too spicy :( Liz: my chai wasn’t spicy enough! how do we do it?? Me: we are two strong ladies, that’s for sure this is getting blogged, obviously Liz: of course
Put a couple books on hold at ye olde library...
and just called to get the status on where I stood to receive them. For Catching Fire [the 2nd Hunger Games book] I am #162 in line. For The Paris Wife I am #113. So in other words, my turn to check these out will probably be sometime around December 2012. Looks like it’s Amazon.com for me this time around!
Now, in actually endearing Facebook statuses about...
A former coworker of mine posted the following yesterday: Last person to use my ipad was my son, Jake (7). How do i know? The last Google search was “How Do I Catch a Unicorn?” THIS is how you share interesting & fun kid/parent-related info on ye olde FB!
On Facebook pregnancy & mommy overshares
Lauren: is susy Q* pregnant again? not loving her profile pic. me: not sure […go to Facebook to check…notice her profile picture is one of those 3D ultrasound shots] me: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Lauren: or is she just putting it up for old times’ sake me: i f***ing hate when people do that Lauren: me too. it’s really creepy and too personal Lauren: unless you...
Woman nearby has tattoos of watermelons and cupcakes up and down both...– text from my mother
And now I am looking at this girl's profile...
SHE WAS JUST IN EIGHTH GRADE!!! My mother would have thrown me on the first train to the nunnery if I’d been that sexually precocious in middle or even high school.
My 16 year old brother just became friends with...
who was born in 1996 and lists her profession as “Head Prostitute at The Corner”. … GOD HELP US ALL.
“When, exactly, and under what circumstances should you call someone out on their offensive remark? It’s tempting to opt to BE A CONSTANT VOICE FOR RIGHTEOUSNESS, but invariably the opportunity to be a voice for righteousness comes up at…other people’s dinner parties, or when you’re meeting your dear friend’s six thousand year old grandmother, and then...
Please tell me I wasn't the only lucky lady to...
“Pretty sure you’ve always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I’m feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink3(dot)com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username ‘lolsummer69’. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.” Unless the person sending this was...
drinkyourjuice: Tom Petty — American Girl [via...
When I drink on an empty stomach it leads to street fighting and tears.– Aisha Tyler