I need a bigger TV!!– my mom, while watching The Wedding
Too tired to blog
But suffice it to say I’m dying right now!
I'm going to have a short sleep.
And then I’m going to wake up and it’s going to be THE ROYAL WEDDING!!!!!
John: are you really staying up tonight to watch the wedding? me: not staying up, waking up tomorrow morning and eff yes! me: i am soooooooo excited John: I’m excited for you me: this is a really big deal! people are too jaded for their own good these days John: I’m happy for them, but I don’t get all the fuss… John: I’m more excited about Thor
it's not cute to pretend to be oblivious
morninggloria: Bragging about not knowing anything about sports or pop culture is not cute or twee or alternative or hip. It’s grating. For example, Theoretical Person Who Really Wants Hipster Cred: You know that the Chicago Bulls are a basketball team. You live in motherfucking Chicago. Have you ever looked at a newspaper, ever? Often times the Chicago Bulls, basketball team, are on the...
haygirlhay: Try to argue that demanding Obama’s birth certificate is “not racist”.
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Zerts are what I call desserts. Tray-trays are entrees. I call sandwiches...– Tom Haverford (via americasnexttoptumblr) yes. (via jenny-jenny-bo-benny) I almost peed when he said food rakes. (via anniehinton) This was the best. It really speaks to my disease for abbreviating/nicknaming everything in sight, even when it isn’t easier to say or makes zero sense. (via...
Some guy at the gym just busted me for playing...
I need help.