April 2011
“I need a bigger TV!!”
– my mom, while watching The Wedding
Too tired to blog
But suffice it to say I’m dying right now!
I'm going to have a short sleep.
And then I’m going to wake up and it’s going to be THE ROYAL WEDDING!!!!!
MEN!
John: are you really staying up tonight to watch the wedding?
me: not staying up, waking up tomorrow morning
and eff yes!
me: i am soooooooo excited
John: I’m excited for you
me: this is a really big deal! people are too jaded for their own good these days
John: I’m happy for them, but I don’t get all the fuss…
John: I’m more excited about Thor
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it's not cute to pretend to be oblivious
morninggloria:
Bragging about not knowing anything about sports or pop culture is not cute or twee or alternative or hip. It’s grating.
For example, Theoretical Person Who Really Wants Hipster Cred: You know that the Chicago Bulls are a basketball team. You live in motherfucking Chicago. Have you ever looked at a newspaper, ever? Often times the Chicago Bulls, basketball team, are on the...
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People Who
haygirlhay:
Try to argue that demanding Obama’s birth certificate is “not racist”.
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“Zerts are what I call desserts. Tray-trays are entrees. I call sandwiches...”
– Tom Haverford
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yes.
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I almost peed when he said food rakes.
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This was the best. It really speaks to my disease for abbreviating/nicknaming everything in sight, even when it isn’t easier to say or makes zero sense.
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Some guy at the gym just busted me for playing...
I need help.
