I’m playing Angry Birds Rio!!!– text from my mom uh oh, it’s starting again
You know what's soooooo funny?!?!
When you go to the bathroom and realize your fly is down. Just kidding, that’s not funny at all!
redorangeorangeonred replied to your photo:As much as I love this coat, I was not expecting… wait- are you engaged? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO no no no. Haha. That ring is on my right hand, it just looks flip flopped because of the mirror. :)
A1 for Waffles
Mom: Do you want waffles or muffins for breakfast? Just text “A1” for waffles or “B1” for muffins.
Me: Why did you go through all that trouble? Why can’t I just text “waffles” or “muffins”?
Mom: We are texting in code! ;););) :)
Mom: A1 or B1?
Me: Mom. Yes.
Mom: I think I would rather have muffins. I’m making muffins
Lindsay to Drop 'Lohan' From Her Name →
I had to check my calendar to see if it’s April 1st. Apparently she’s just going to go by “Lindsay” now. Can you say “delusions of grandeur”?
Celebrities don’t actually have to speak to the people they are...– Gawker, regarding Chris Brown’s “apology” Hilarious.
'Feels like' 18 degrees?!?!?!
UGGHHHHH get me outta here!!!
Bitch Slap, Indeed
haygirlhay: herblondness: dailykatie: Recently, I read this hilarious post by Erika Napoletano (who is awesome for many reasons aside from perfectly articulating just how gross women’s restroom etiquette is) (why does spell check suggest “womenfolk’s” as a corrected version of “women’s”?) and in light of that, I’m going to point out some weird things going on in the restrooms here at work. ...
Cut Copy: Need You Now Got to hear this in my...
caryrandolph: Arcade Fire: “Modern Man”
My favorite thing is to go where I've never been
I know this is true for a lot of us. There really is nothing quite like experiencing a new-to-you place, amiright? While I know I will always have a desire to visit the most far flung of places, one of the joys of living in a city with a multitude of neighborhoods is that you don’t need to hop on a plane to get a little travel fix. Regardless of where I’ve lived in Chicago (or...