Appalling on every disgusting level.– my mom, regarding Kim Kardash’s divorce situation [context: discussing how many millions were spent on a wedding for a marriage that lasted less than 3 months] I’m going to do everything I can to make “appalling on every disgusting level” happen.
Yesterday I was going through a pile of clothing...
and I found a pair of pants that I always really liked. I looked them over a few times and for the life of me couldn’t figure out why I’d put them in the give away pile. Well I’m wearing those pants today and now I’m incredibly self conscious that there’s a giant hole in the butt or something that I missed. Here’s to a day of no wardrobe malfunctions!
American women, I believe, actually feel the same as Hispanic women about...– Spanglish this resonated because I know that it’s true.
Bon Iver: Blood Bank [via drinkyourjuice]
True confession Tuesday
Here’s a twofer for ya: 1) I have never been to an ugly sweater holiday party. 2) I don’t care for squash. In any form, really.
I get how a basketball player is able to dribble a ball down a court and shoot it into a basket. And I get how a football quarterback throws the ball to one of his teammates, who catches it and runs across the field for a touchdown. I even get how hockey players fly around on mofrikkin’ ice and use a curved stick to push a puck into the goal. What I don’t get is how baseball...
That picture I posted earlier (taken by John!) is of me with Theophilus London. He opened for Friendly Fires last night and if you’re not listening to his music yet you better get on that, like, now.
The wind today blew my headphones out of my ears....
Also Chicago eats umbrellas for breakfast.
I’ve been wearing my black ankle boots to death and am in need of a new pair so my coworkers stop thinking I only have 1 pair of shoes. Which do you think? Black: or Taupe: Thank you for helping me with this most important life decision!
I've had to write a lot of work emails lately with...
and I keep typing “marathong” instead. So far I’ve caught it every time before I hit send, but I feel an impending thong-related disaster coming on.
Best moment of my life:
Being acknowledged for my fail-safe hiccup-ending technique.
Also, I love that the National League Championship...
That match-up happened the year I was born, when my mother [a native Milwaukeean] was living in St Louis [where my dad is from]. Excited to have the chance to experience it for myself now!