October 2010
People who bring McDonalds onto airplanes ought to...
Unless, of course, that person is me.
“Have fun!!! What a fun wedding to be a hussy at?”
– Liz, who meant to say ‘guest’ not ‘hussy’, but was foiled by her iphone’s autotext. I LOLd.
September 2010
Top 10 Mashups for September Courtesy of Bootie... →
This song came on during my walk to work this...
I think the TSA is hard up for employees
because I just got an email from Daily Candy advertising open positions at O’Hare. The opening line: “Have time on your hands and want to help keep Chicago safe?” What in the…
My mom just yelled at me for leaving a bar before...
Re: signs you are a loser
Topshop coming to Chicago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! →
I am crying tears of joy. Thanks to Lauren for the link action!
“I am a realist, I wish there were more logically endept peps like myself there...”
– the Facebook status of someone I know
Anyone care to decode that for me?
Anannas!
Thank you for correcting me - the segway gentleman who died was not the inventor but rather the owner of the company.
My bad!
Too soon?
me: did you hear the guy who invented segways died this weekend from driving his segway off a cliff?
Lo: no way
Lo: on purpose?
me: hahaha i don’t think so, i think it was a crazy accident
Lo: wow, he just couldn’t let go of the thing huh
(I feel like I have to mention I of course don’t think it’s funny that he died - or how he died - but it IS kind of a crazy...
“I need internet so badly. It’s like I’m slowly losing blood.”
– one of my bffs Lo, being dramatic about her lack of internet at her new apartment in Glasgow
Elliott Smith - Bottle Up And Explode!
Every once...
“Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And...”
– St. Augustine (via justbesplendid)
Dayum.
thekimenator:
‘where would you like to go, what would you really like to do with your life? see istanbul, port said, nairobi, budapest. write a book. smoke too many cigarettes. fall off a cliff but get caught in a tree halfway down. get shot at a few times in a dark alley on a morrocan midnight. love a beautiful woman.[man]’
[ray bradbury | dandelion wine]
so i edited a little. i got the last...
“If I didn’t do my GTL and take care of myself, I don’t know what I’d look like....”
– The Situation
Jersey Shore is the gift that keeps on giving.
The Leather and Lace sale on Gilt right now is...
“In Jersey Shoreland, “WE ARE DONE” is code for “I’m a little bit mad at you.”
– via Morning Gloria
This morning
I was grabbing some coffee at Argo Tea in my building and this nice man was chatting to me about his daughters. It always puts me in a good mood to have a friendly chat with a stranger, especially in the morning.
Then I went up the escalator and passed this little hallway where I saw a woman who was on her phone and had her hands over her face as she cried really, really hard. It just broke my...
I'm off!
To enjoy this wonderful weather, grab some tortas at Xoco and introduce Dan to the sweet sounds of Jackson Browne at the Chicago Theater tonight (yes, deep down I am really a 55 yr old woman).
Have a lovely evening, everyone!
"but shouldn't you support your good friends?"
morninggloria:
No.
Saying that you agree with your friend when what they’re saying is actually totally bullshit is the opposite of being a friend. A friend should let some things slide, but letting their friend act like a shitty person and then blame everyone but himself for his shitty actions? Not something that I would want my friends to endorse or let go. Friendship isn’t agreeing all the...
“I feel like if I give Gary another chance, I’m a dumbass.”
– Amber on Teen Mom
No, honey, you’re a dumbass either way.
“Whoever started farmville and tribe games should be shot!”
– my 52 year old aunt’s status on Facebook
Tallest Man on Earth: “Pistol Dreams”
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