August 2010
MTV's new show "If You Knew Me" should be renamed...
just an idea
July 2010
My mom just told me about when a census worker...
and my mom was outside with our dog when he walked up to her. Our dog - Whitney - is super friendly and loves people, and I guess she licked his leg and the dude freaked out and yelled at her (the dog). She goes: “I thought, you’re odd, mister! You’re mad cause the cutest dog in the world licked your leg?” So, to retaliate, my mom gave him all incorrect information for...
Thank you, Jersey Shore, for teaching me the real...
On Inception, discussing the things that really...
Me: is leo the hotness in it?
KF: yes, and joseph gordon levitt who is dreamballs
Me: dreamballs!!!!!
KF: he’s the shite
KF: and marion cotillard, who is gorgeous.edu
“Thank gawd I used a condom with xx. He prolly gets more ass than a toilet seat.”
– very anonymous friend
“True Life is an ocular orgasm that is, and continues to be the only reason I...”
– 2birds1blog
Finally someone who understands the deep love I have for MTV’s True Life, and why.
La Roux - I’m Not Your Toy
StillTasty: Your Ultimate Shelf Life Guide →
New favorite website alert from a grocery shopping-challenged person:
StillTasty.com is calling themselves “your ultimate shelf life guide” to food, with information about how long foods last (regardless of the expiration dates given), and the best way to store certain foods. Servicey!
inothernews:
grace-notes:
Michael Stipe ft....
inothernews:
And now I know Spanish Harlem are not just pretty words to say… I thought I knew, but now I know that rose trees never grow in New York City. Until you’ve seen this trashcan dream come true, you stand at the edge while people run you through. And I thank the Lord there’s people out there like you… I thank the Lord there’s people out there like you while Mona Lisas and Mad...
my friends got my back
Me: He is great
Robin: He better be, or I’ll pistol whip him to Pluto
drinkyourjuice:
Paul Simon — Graceland
I had an...
Off to the Big Brother/Big Sister summer picnic
Robin (old roomie) and I are taking our littles and it’s an absolutely perfect day for it. We got an email earlier this week saying this year’s event is going to be bigger and better than ever, because apparently they will haves prizes and…FOOD!! Not sure what kind of picnic it was before without food, but I’m happy to be attending the bigger, better version.
It is easy to be heavy; hard to be light.
ellens:
“We non-joyous types suck energy and cheer from the joyous ones; we rely on them to buoy us with their good spirit and to cushion our agitation and anxiety. At the same time, because of a dark element in human nature, we’re sometimes provoked to try to shake the enthusiastic, cheery folk out of their fog of illusion - to make them see that the play was stupid, the money was wasted, the...
