June 2010
May 2010
And Kenley the Project Runway crazytown character...
OMFG the bar we're at in Williamsburg has FREE...
“I was her prince, her courtier; she was my lady, and I was her knight. Thank God...”
– Rufus Wainwright, about his relationship with his mother
Off to NY for the weekend to visit Lo!
And nursing an evil hangover after last night’s going away extravaganza. It involved live band karaoke and I had enough berry fizz lemonades (ugh, could I be more of a girl?) to get up on stage and sing “Shimmer” by Fuel.
“All that she intends, and all she keeps inside isn’t on the labbbelll.” Oh yeah!
For some reason, approx. a million people just...
and I had to IM Andrew who sits next to me
Me: wtf?
Andrew: they want your desk!!!
Me: super glad I wasn’t watching porn just then
Andrew: is that a problem?!
Me: So apparently I have to use all my flex dollars by the end of the day
Lo: Oh crap! Go get veneers or something!
The 10 Worst Sex Stories We've Ever Heard →
minilaarni:
Leave it to Gawker to post this…but it’s actually pretty funny!
I just read this and can’t pick my jaw off the floor from the awfulness of some of the stories. I feel quite lucky I don’t have any experiences that rival these.
“Don’t do it, they are A BILLION.”
– Lo’s words of advice to a friend who was hitting on The New York Dolls this past weekend, in reference to their age
This woman who works here just asked me if it's...
And when I said yes, she goes “meanest people in the world who work there”. She used to work there and apparently did not have a very positive experience!
But what a thing to say to someone who is about to start there! So rude. However, this same woman clips her nails at her desk so ya know I’m not really too worried about her assessment.
rosasparks:
kiamatthews:
I’m pretty sure half the bozos complaining about the Show that Shall Not Be Named will be blogging up a storm during the Apple WWDC in a few weeks. And then other bozos will be all like “WHO CARES ABOUT THE IPHONE” or some other pointless complaint.
You have to realize that some things - products, shows, events, people - are a force of nature. A cultural phenomenon....
Last few days at my first job
Let’s just say it’s got me feeling lots of emotions, Mariah Carey style
I am turning into my mother
as exhibited by the unsolicited advice/pointers/reminders/whatever that I’ve given today, in the form of:
Reminding people about the birthday of one of my best friends. Duh, they already knew and had acknowledged it.
Reminding a friend who is talking to some guy from Ok Cupid to be sure they meet in a public place…her response: “No, I was going to have him pick me up in his...
Wait, what.: What if I just enjoy being worried?... →
What if I just enjoy being worried? What if I enjoy missing things? What if I enjoy nostalgia? What if I enjoy yearning for something better, something not mine, something I can’t have?
What if the habits I can’t quit and the feelings I can’t curb are the things I need?
What if every little…
“I almost ordered Taco Bell delivery for lunch.”
– Andrea
I just LOOOVE when I buy a dress and a month later...
It really makes my day, ya know?
“I even told people I met this really cool lesbian.”
– Bowlsby, on my previous post. HAR HAR very funny.
p.s. he has not had the distinct honor (snort) of meeting me yet but we have a dance-off planned for when it does happen
It's been awhile
I feel like I’ve sucked at this thing recently - both at keeping up with my own blergh and those of others (although I don’t think of yours as “blergh”s, of course). Here are some things that have been going on in my life lately:
I’ve been primarily preoccupied with the fact I quit my job/gave my two weeks notice last Wednesday. I’ve worked at my current place...
Words of Advice
thecooknook:
“Life is short. Buy the shoes.”
- My 90 year old grandma imparting her life wisdom during her birthday party in New Orleans.
I like your grandma!
Watchlizzythings:
Dear Lance,
I love you.
My cousin, Chris, was diagnosed with brain cancer eight years ago. He’s a rock star, an inspiration and my personal hero. For the last eight years, Chris has fought his battle with grace and strength and an amazingly positive attitude. He didn’t just fight his personal battle, but he created a community in Headrush- A Brain Tumor Research Charity.
...
song OR lifestyle? →
(via molls)
"Pregnant at 70" on TLC is just not a program that...
Like, at all.
“I seriously want to poke my eyes out right now. I have glasses on though.”
– KF
Lol. 