December 2010
Tumblr, tumblr - why ya buggin?
These hiccups are getting uh-noy-ing
“Your skin’s so soft for a white girl.”
– anon pal
Gullible.net
When I was paying at 7-11, the lady at the register told me they don’t take change after 3pm and I was all “oh, ok!”. And then she laughed in my face.
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Confession: I don't like Coen Brothers movies
No Country for Old Men was a hellish viewing experience for moi and I will not be seeing True Grit.
whoop, there go whatever cool points I may have once possessed
“All of my physical fitness regimen is completely tailored around the end of...”
– Ashton Kutcher, in the latest issue of Men’s Fitness. The infamous punker says he is stocking up on guns and learning Krav Maga to prepare for civil society’s impending demise.
[huffpo.]
(via thedailywhat)
What a looney tune.
There is an older woman next to me on the train in...
The end.
I have been away from my boo for 5 days.
That is approx. 4 days too long. Can’t wait to get back to Chicago!
Is there anything more annoying than the sound of...
I just watched a little video I was in and holy crap I don’t want to speak again ever.
IKEA, THIS IS CREEPY
kellyoxford:
More issues with Angry Birds
Me: This weekend has been perfect
Mom: Not for me. I’m still trying to get through this goddamn colosseum of pigs.
“OH give me a FREAKING break. There’s just no way they could have survived...”
– my mom, while playing Angry Birds. I’ve created a monster.
Apparently there is a place called Earth City,...
My mom’s Christmas gift traveled through there on its way to Wisconsin.
What a worldly gift she will be receiving.
“Why do blessings wear disguises? If I were a blessing, I’d run around naked.”
– [Sophia | The Golden Girls] (via dailyallison)
Sharon Jones & The Dap Kings: 100 Days, 100...
Perfume
whenparentstext:
Mom: grandma wants to know which perfume you like better: DONKEY or Blueberry Britt?
I can’t stop laughing. See, I told you this site was a treat!
WHEN PARENTS TEXT™ →
My favorite new discovery.
How Do You Know: the verdict
I really really really wanted to like this movie but it.was.so.slow. The cast is delightful and likable and Paul Rudd was his typical adorable and hilarious self. But the story just plods along and never fully develops in any one area. Also, it didn’t have a concrete resolution which left me wanting more.
While it pains me to say it, definitely wait until the DVD comes out if you’re...
“You know what shocked the shit out of me? The Chris Brown renaissance that...”
– Rich Juzwiak, “Death To Chris Brown” (via andrewtsks)
How Do You Know: the verdict
I really really really wanted to like this movie but it.was.so.slow. The cast is delightful and likable and Paul Rudd was his typical adorable and hilarious self. But the story just plods along and never fully develops in any one area. Also, it didn’t have a concrete resolution which left me wanting more.
While it pains me to say it, definitely wait until the DVD comes out if you’re...
peabs replied to your photo: Brunch is served
I need to know where one can get this. Pronto.
What up, peabs!
That delicious breakfast sammy was courtesy of Deleece Grill Pub on Clark in Lakeview.
They also had breakfast mac & cheese that looked phenomenal. Run, don’t walk!
thisisthelifeichose asked: ok- someone works for you and they tell you this story- do you fire them?
"i got a prescription for ibuprofen- 800 mg, but when i got to walgreens the pharmacy was closed so i had to take a $25 cab ride to a 24 hour pharmacy to get it filled"
me "but you know you could have just taken 4 regular advil right?"
"really?"
"i got a prescription for ibuprofen- 800 mg, but when i got to walgreens the pharmacy was closed so i had to take a $25 cab ride to a 24 hour pharmacy to get it filled"
me "but you know you could have just taken 4 regular advil right?"
"really?"
Sharon Jones & The Dap Kings: 100 Days, 100...
James Vincent McMorrow: If I Had a Boat
If this...
