I would shed tears the day no one copied me.– Coco Chanel. Cheeky.
“Honestly, she’s the greatest woman I know. She’s... →
Geoffrey Arend, Christina Hendricks’ husband defending the criticism of her Golden Globes dress swoooon (via Jezebel & People)
I've been working so hard to hold it together...
/end emo spell of the day
Stereophonics: Maybe Tomorrow
When I’m weak I draw strength from you And when you’re lost I know how to...– Destiny, Zero 7 (via kari-shma) I did the equivalent of climbing mountains to find this song back in the day. I’d only ever heard it from afar and my joy on the day I finally found out was what I’d imagine giving birth feels like.
Regarding retirement, Brett Favre hasn't yet made...
(via inothernews) HA!
Please do not be cynical. I hate cynicism. For the record, it’s my least...– CONAN O’BRIEN, The Tonight Show (via inothernews)
I'm really proud of myself
because tonight was the first night of the past three that I had more than popcorn for dinner. What can I say? Popcorn is delicious and living on my own means there’s nobody to judge me for my odd and sometimes disgusting food choices. I broke the streak by deciding to be a grown up and made myself a nutritious, home cooked meal. Yay for evolving.
Always air on the side of ‘nice’ when meeting the parents. I mean,...– Andy Samberg, giving advice on what to wear when meeting the parents
Nobody’d better play violin music ‘cause I’m gonna tear this place apart!– Robert Downey, Jr., accepting the award for Best Performance By an Actor in a Motion Picture at the Golden Globes (via bringmethathorizon) (via inothernews) I announced last night while watching the GGs that “I’m gonna tear this place apart” is totally going to be my new fake...
ellens: chrispetescia: I’m on Fire Bruce...
Um, right now I’m trying to just finish my record and getting through the last...– Taylor Momsen, on whether she’ll be doing/donating anything to the situation in Haiti. Woah. I mean, everyone is free to choose whether or not to do something but you’re definitely going to look like a major a-hole if you say you’re not even thinking about it. (via Jezebel and...
That quote I just posted reminded me of
the time I was walking down the street recently and overheard this man on his cell say to someone “You don’t know who Rush Limbaugh is?! Honey, where have you been sleeping??”. While I agree it’s strange the person didn’t know who Rush Limbaugh is, I’m pretty sure his response was way weirder.
I think I know the cause of your heart trouble - you don’t have one!– John Stewart, on Rush Limbaugh’s assertion that the crisis in Haiti will be a positive thing for the Obama administration
Smashing Pumpkins - Today Happy Friday to all mah...
Watch it turns into the next Snuggie.– Robin, after we got done maybe making fun of this super random creation someone we know is trying to peddle It’s totally going to be the next Snuggie and we’ll be there, shaking our fists to the sky.