May 2009
Viral videos from Judd Apatow's latest: Funny... →
See my soulmate Jason Schwartzman in action!
On The Office tonight Michael Scott decided...
and it was heeeeelarious. One of my favorite quotes from the roast is from dear Jim:
”Several times a day, Michael says words that are way beyond my vocabulary…. Remember
’spiderface’?
Because the quote was ‘Cut off your nose to spiderface.”’
Ok, so I think this episode aired in February but I didn’t have the pleasure of seeing it until NOW.
If you still go on Facebook, check this out: →
tanya77:
“The 12 People You Don’t Want to Meet on Facebook”
The couples in need of validation are by far the most annoying creatures on Facebook. The constant nauseating status updates and oversharing is enough to freeze the least cycnical heart. One of my old pals from college has come very close to being defriended about 2039483 times since she got a boyfriend. Their most recent offense...
Just took the Myers-Briggs personality test and it...
Which I guess stands for “Extroverted, Intuitive, Feeling, Perceiving”. One of the deeper assessments it takes you to is pretty interesting; apparently I fall under the “Idealist” category - which anyone who knows me would not be surprised to hear! Here is what it had to say about ENFPs:
Like the other Idealists, Champions are rather rare, say two or three percent of the...
sing it back a whoa whoa whoa oh oh
Feeling a bit blue
nedhepburn:
Simon & Garfunkel “The Sound Of...
Madcon - Beggin
let’s go, weekend!!
Gawker's Nick Denton: 'Original Reporting Will Be... →
Interesting article with Gawker Media overlord Nick Denton on the state of online advertising.
Ad Age: Is there an element here of marketers becoming accustomed to the Gawker voice? Your new promo video uses the nasty things people say about Gawker as a selling point.
Mr. Denton: People used to say that Jon Stewart trivialized the news — until they realized that a whole generation was...
Only a half hour left to my work day before the...
I need a brain adjustment
I’m really good at blaming myself for…oh pretty much everything. As you can imagine, I carry around a shitton of guilt and pressure at all times and it’s exhausting. If things don’t work out, particularly in relationships, I’m convinced it’s something I did, something I wasn’t, in some way I managed to fuck up everything. I’ve managed to maintain...
There's a lot that I don't know, there's a lot...
John Mayer - Slow Dancing In A Burning Room
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title shmitle
Me: apparently if you aren't a man, married woman or doctor, they don't recognize your status
Anna: welcome to greece lol
So I'm booking our flight from Athens-Santorini...
Looks like my title has been upgraded to reflect my medical expertise!
Robyn - Cobrastyle
some sweet jamz to start the...
How Well Do You Know the US States? →
lizlemon:
graceinsmallthings:meredithnyc:katoleary:needtherapy:bowlsby:kimboslice:imkevin:kimboslice:whytluda:
So fun! 86% Can anyone explain to me how I managed to get Delaware right on but not Idaho? Ha.
I love shit like this. I got an 88% (…on my third try).
Gawker - Catcher in the Rye Sequel: Actual... →
Richard Lawson hits another one out of the park with this post. I was roaring through the whole thing, but my favorite part has to be the opening lines: “The world needs a Catcher in the Rye sequel like it needs an asshole on its elbow. Well, since New Jersey exists, so too must this book.”
Rotten office fridge cleanup sends 7 to hospital →
And I thought my office’s situation was bad.
Your non-response says all I need to know
Keane - Crystal Ball
oh, crystal ball, crystal...
I love how my tumblarity fluctuates nonstop,...
I can’t say I really care where I stand in this tumblverse, but it’s kind of annoying to put some sort of numeric and seemingly arbitrary value on it. Thank god I’m not competitive.
“yeah, it’s like a cow’s opinion. .. .it just doesn’t matter.. . it’s moo.”
– joey from friends, sometimes i just love watching friends. . . (via redorangeorangeonred)
Bahahaha! Great line!
From our office manager: "The World Health...
It really is a little out of control. I work in a pretty large office so the fridge fills up fast, but no joke the poor office managers have to clean it out like once a month! WTF are people putting in there and why on earth aren’t they eating it?! People’s nasty office habits make me wonder what their homes are like. blecccccch!
The Kiefer Sutherland-headbutting-Proenza...
While out for a run this morning, an old friend...
It was a very bittersweet encounter. We used to be SO close. And here we live in the same city and we haven’t seen each other since the summer of ‘07. I do feel like I was completely pushed out of his life when I ceased to be of any immediate importance to him, so it’s something that still hurts. I’ve moved on but I can’t say I’m completely unaffected by...
Can someone please explain to me why it's cheaper...
no comprendo!
Had a lovely run along the lake this morning. I...
