May 2009
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April 2009
I'm planning a bachelorette party in NYC
for one of my best friends.  But, I don’t live in NY!  Not to sound like a big baby, but this was way harder and took way more time than I ever anticipated.  I just sent the invites out (these ones) and they looked awesome if I do say so myself.  Now that that part’s done I feel just an immense wave of relief.  I am not a planner by nature.  I can handle my own plans, but when it comes...
Apr 30th
ListenAlanis Morissette - You Oughta Know This song...
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Apr 30th
Workers find message hidden in Auschwitz wall →
alanajoy: Workers demolishing the wall of a building that once belonged to the former Nazi German Auschwitz-Birkenau death camp have found a message in a bottle written by prisoners 65 years ago, Auschwitz museum officials said.  woah
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texts from last night →
lolololololol!
Apr 24th
“You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven...”
– Dr. Gregory House I don’t watch the show but saw this written somewhere and found it very profound.
Apr 24th
10 Greatest Grilled Cheese Sandwiches →
lizlemon: Why have I only had one of these?! Omfg, I am having heart palpitations right now.  These put any grilled cheese sammies I’ve ever had to shame.
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So, is it weird that at any point in time I have...
Apr 22nd
Listenthedailywhat: Lies My Radio Told Me of the Day:...
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Apr 20th
“Since the dawn of parking lots, man has sought to fill his gut with food and...”
– Homer Simpson (via rulesformyunbornson)
Apr 20th
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Gawker - Today's Celebrity News Reminds Us Why... →
I can’t breath I’m laughing so hard at this.  Richard Lawson is a genius (and probably a little bit nuts in order to be able to write like that).
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WOAH, Cary Grant died in Davenport, Iowa?
srsly, wtf!
Apr 20th
WOAH, Cary Grant was born in 1904?! That's like...
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LOL of the day
My boss’s husband was just cold called by a credit card company.  Instead of telling them to bugger off, he just put the phone to his computer speaker so they could hear the song he was listening to.  Apparently the telemarketer was still saying “hello? hello?” all the way til the end of the song.  What a creative tactic!
Apr 17th
Seaweed salad get in mah bellaaay
I’m officially obsessed!  Sure I’ve had it before but I didn’t fully realize its awesomeness until recently.  Right now I am eating my third one this week!  I have no idea if it’s good for you but it looks and tastes like it is so whatever.  I just hope I don’t turn into a little green seaweed monster.
Apr 17th
OMFG I think Spring has actually sprung!!
Could it be???  The nuclear winter is over????  Watch now I’ve probably jinxed us and we’ll have another blizzard this weekend.
Apr 17th
LOL of the day →
“Should Texas one day secede, one man may already be vying to be its president. Actor Chuck Norris said last month he may be interested in the post.”
Apr 16th
My copy of Russell Brand's "My Booky Wook" is...
Apr 16th
The Outnet →
frangry: Net a Porter’s outlet sister site has launched. I’ve been waiting for this with baited breath and I charged over there as soon as I saw the email in my inbox this morning.  But, I have to say my overall impression is “meh”.  The design isn’t as sleek as Net-A-Porter and I was underwhelmed by the selection of inventory.  Since the launch was pushed back so many...
Apr 16th
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Uhhhhh the lotion I put on this morning smells so...
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ListenGarbage - The Trick Is to Keep Breathing one of...
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If you do one thing this week...
please please please go out and get the Ladyhawke album.  That shit is srsly bananas.  It is the most magical, danciest, loveliest, melodious stuff I have heard in a long time.  I don’t remember the last time I was this excited about new music.  Ladyhawke, be my friend pls??
Apr 13th
Guess what, guys!
I slept in a Snuggie last night and it was phenomenal.
Apr 13th