December 2009
Just because things happen slow doesn’t mean you’ll be ready for...
– Empire Falls
It’s too hard to live on a planet where you’re a monster for not...
– Michael Cera
WAIT DOREE AND RICHARD ARE COMING BACK TO GAWKER
sparkleneelysparkle:
yes!!!!
there is a burn to be written about how nick denton is like that dude who breaks up with like the BEST THING that ever happened to him and realizes 6 months later that he made a HUGE MISTAKE
but i dont have the energy or the mind grapes to deal with it right now.
all i can say is THANK THE GODS.
OMFG this just beyond made my day
Breaking
inothernews:
souplines:
Brazilian supreme court rules in favor of NJ dad
I’ll believe it when that kid is back on American soil. NORTH American soil.
Is this necessarily a good thing? I know this story has many layers and the poor dad was MAJORLY effed by his ex-wife and her husband, but last I heard I thought the boy wanted to stay with his step-dad since he’d essentially been...
Outrage at Grazia magazine after an intern who was sent out regularly to buy...
– via
ha! Quelle horror!!
Brittany Murphy's Last Meal: Noodles, Gatorade →
Jesus Christ - this is “news”?!
Times when it is not fun to have a studio...
when you have two giggly 17 year olds staying with you who want to watch TV until 3 IN THE MORNING ON A WEEKNIGHT. To say I’m a little bleary-eyed right now would be an understatement.
Umm...I know this has already been addressed by...
THERE WILL BE CINNABONS
– my mom
Every Christmas for as long as I can remember, we have made (ok fine, my parents made) a kick-ass, ginormous Christmas breakfast that would always include a special treat in addition to all the homemade goodness: Cinnabons. I don’t know when or why this tradition started, but it is...
Some food porn for you →
I would eat every one of these things in mass quantities.
*link courtesy of Robin :)
New Englanders...
hortenseg:
rosasparks:
What is a bubblah? Otherwise known as a bubbler to unaccented New Englanders… It took me 2 months to figure that out when we first moved here.
??
If you’re from New Hampshire, a bubbler is a water fountain.
If you’re from any other state in New England, “bubbler” is what you make fun of people from New Hampshire for saying instead of saying “water fountain.”
STFU,...
Oh thank God.
– me, after perusing the Vena Cava sample sale on Gilt and finding nothing I liked
nedhepburn:
if 2009 was a song, i would skip it.
if 2009 was a date, i would have climbed out the window.
if 2009 was a pistachio, it would not open (even with teeth).
I’ve been thinking a lot about 2009 lately because I can say with confidence that this was the worst year of my life. My life has been pretty great so far so that’s not necessarily saying a ton, but 2009 has been...
J-Woww is actually an acronym which stands for the commonly used phrase...
– Best Week Ever
haha!
I heard what you said. I’m not the silly romantic you think. I don’t want the...
– Shana Abé (via kari-shma)
Here’s some mushiness for your Monday! xoxo
Also the man next to me on the train coughed into...
let’s just say this weather does not bring out the best in people
It is TWO degrees in Chicago today. TWO!!!!!!
This kind of weather makes me understand why anyone would buy one of those creepy robber-style face masks.
Men prefer the smell of bacon to babies →
A British survey asked people what their top 20 favo(u)rite scents are. A few of mine are honeysuckle, rain, gasoline (shutup), and lavender. What are yours?