November 2009
redorangeorangeonred:
likelytofade: killa-am:
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Funny the way it is, not right or...
- DMB
rosasparks:
davidkendall:
Meat Loaf — Paradise...
“He plays guitar and has a great voice. Kids and dogs love him. He loves his mom...”
– HA! Natalie Portman, on Jake Gyllenhaal
Ay! I wish I didn't "like" the show Intervention...
Ahh! I can't keep track of all my different...
“Humor will get you so far, but style ultimately gets the indentation in the...”
– Russell Brand
“Yeah, I’m pretty much over basic human decency being dismissed because, “You...”
– gamesockson
Responding to the statement that ‘health care is not a right’.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. She’s a genius.
(via rosasparks)
"NSFW, unless you work in a blow-up doll factory."...
carpe diem, man!
Andrea: do you follow ellen on twitter?
Me: yes’m
Andrea: she’s doing her telling people what to do to win a prize right now in boulder, it’s 10 blocks from my house, should I go?
Me: um YES, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Andrea: ok bye
I think "for the love of Ray J"
christinefriar:
should replace “for the love of God” in everyone’s vernacular.
Example: You spill your drink all over your new sweater.
“AH, FOR THE LOVE OF RAY J!”
Think it over.
I say “for the love of God” probably annoyingly often (annoying at least to those around me), so this would actually be a realistic challenge for me.
Facebook friend turns into Big Brother →
inothernews:
skybarn:
rosasparks:
notthatkindagay:
University of Wisconsin-La Crosse student Adam Bauer has nearly 400 friends on Facebook. He got an offer for a new one about a month ago. “She was a good-looking girl. I usually don’t accept friends I don’t know, but I randomly accepted this one for some reason,” the 19-year-old said.
He thinks that led to his invitation to come down to...
Caught in a bad romance.
rosasparks:
I have never been wonky over or get a lady boner for romance. I’m not interested in romance. I love and I love hard and deep, but I don’t swoon for romance. I got shit to do. I have places to be, people to see, and staap that shit.
You know what romance does for me? It reminds me of every 19th Century novel about British ladies suffering and having issues about men named Perceval or...
“Does it make you sick when you look in the mirror to see how handsome you are...”
– Zach Galifianakis to Jon Hamm
I cannot get enough of this man
i think this one was my favorite of his interviews
(via srsly)
(via oldfilmsflicker)
(via inothernews)
Watchthis is awkward
Can you name the 100 most commonly used words in... →
I’m ashamed to say I only got 67 but it was a really fun game despite making me feel like an idiot!
I wonder...
if I start watching LOST from the very beginning now, will I have time to view everything before the final season starts at the beginning of next year? I know it’s a little extreme but I kind of want to join in on all the hype and fun for the end of it.
I hope these people all die of lung cancer at an... →
ohhleary:
Twenty-five percent of the nation smokes, seventy-three percent are nonsmokers (those who are willing to compromise or do not care that others smoke around them) and the other two percent are the self-righteous, morally imposing anti-smoking zealots.
These people live on another planet if they only think that two percent of the people around them are bothered by their nasty...
“She really does like him, she likes lying next to him, she wants to be around...”
– Curtis Sittenfeld, The Man of My Dreams (via quotewhore) (via jessicachu)
