October 2009
Andre Agassi admits: 'I wore a wig... and it lost... →
Ok hold on a second, Andre Agassi wore a wig?! First the meth thing, now this…it’s starting to feel like my whole life has been a lie.
“So can I kiss you or what?”
– Jeremy (played by the one and only Jason Schwartzman) in Shopgirl
p.s. this movie is phenomenal and is based on the book written by Steve Martin (he stars in the movie too). It is funny, charming, touching, heartbreaking and really makes you feel something while you watch it - which is always...
can you handle it?
21reasons:
Friday’s seem to be a day of nonsense and childish antics…today especially. I attribute this to the ungodly amount of sugar at our disposal this time of year. Today alone i’ve consumed 4 donut holes, 1 regulation sized donut, a vanilla cupcake with a heap of icing on top, a Cheryl&Co pumpkin cookie and a yellow starburst.
As we round the last 30 minutes of work we’ve entered...
Discussing the wretched smell coming from our...
Me: were you the one who steamed the broccoli? (the supposed cause of the wretched smell)
Jon: no, i did not put hair in the microwave, cover it with a diaper filled with curry, and then light it all on fire
Me: THAT’S what it smelled like! I was trying to put my finger on what it reminded me of
Jon: it’s pretty obvious that’s what happened
Rush Limbaugh Discovers Gawker The ‘Leftist Gay... →
inothernews:
souplines:
skybarn:
Finally, he gets something right.
And we all know Rush comments on there via FaceBook. Who’s he trying to fool?
that guy is just so with it
Andre Agassi Admits Using Crystal Meth →
I know I’m a few days late on this (which in internet time is equal to 10 years), but no flippin way!
Lady Gaga is including a lock of her hair in every... →
uhhh, wtf?
Shove - Santoigold
Did you know Santogold had to...
baby fish mouth.
inothernews:
(via nudawn)
“Baby fish mouth? What is that?”
Someone named Falcon just friended me on Facebook....
Test your Judy Blume knowledge! →
I’m not sharing my score because I love(d) Judy Blume books and am ashamed at how poorly I did. But this quiz definitely brings back a lot of fun memories from reading them!
True Love Way - Kings of Leon
“All the tabloids and paparazzi disagree as to what exactly happened in Brad...”
– Gawker’s Gossip Roundup
Is it just me or does Johnny Depp's portrayal of...
Grandpa George: "There’s plenty of money out...
(said in adorable English accents, obv)
“I have a friend who was gay, a Republican, and a drug addict.” — Carrie Fisher
“Well I guess if he was the first two things, that would explain the third one.” — Joe McHale on The Soup
I was just led through a haunted house by my 9 yr...
Reaching new levels of wussdom every day, people!
Different jokes for different folks
Leah: so a magician is driving…and then he turns into a driveway
Anna: yesss…???
Leah: you…don’t get it
Fat guy in a little coat. Fat guy in a little...
(via inothernews)
“do you think maybe he has ADD? i mean that as a serious question”
– i love me some Kdub. (via 21reasons)
I’m just sayin’! 