My former roommate and I are attempting the unthinkable tonight: going to see Revolutionary Road and then trying to sneak into The Reader after!!! Shhhh don’t tell anyone!!! I feel like a cheat but I’m broke and the desire to get more bang for my buck is overriding any morals I might have.
Just Freaking Fantastic →
Don’t you love when people you can’t stand procreate?
I wouldn't touch Lilo with a 10ft pole
John: its your birthday, she would probably want to make out with you
me: she's too skanky for me
John: I didn't know you were so picky
Oh how hilaaaaaaaarious
Seriously folks, enough with this ridiculous harem...
If I see you wearing these I will have to assume you have no eyeballs and/or sense of shame.
Boooo Domino Magazine is dunzo →
Not that I could really afford to do or buy anything they wrote about, it was still pretty to look at and not stuffy like a lot of other home design magazines tend to be. Plus, this whole people losing their jobs thing has got to stop.
Am I an idiot if I don't order any Girl Scout...
Reason #3405980982034 why I love the UK →
When I grow up, I want to live here:
How did I not know about this?? →
The Sartorialist: On the Street - Mother &... →
For some reason looking at The Sartorialist always makes me crave a cigarette. I love this mother/daughter picture and how even though the daughter is an adolescent, she lets her mom put her arm around her. I’m extremely close with my mom now but I remember those days when I wanted nothing to do with either of my parents, and wanted physical affection perhaps least of all — eww! ...
Why don’t I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and...– Charlie on It’s Always Sunny
It's Always Sunnyathon
I don’t have as extensive a cable package in my new apartment so in my quest to stay constantly entertained while at home (heaven forbid that involve doing something other than watching TV while my computer’s on my lap), I’ve been watching a lot of the TV shows I got on DVD from Santa Claus. I knew It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia was a gut-buster but I am seriously...
Parents these days
During conversation 523,094,823 in which my mother is once again reminding me to be careful, not talk to strangers, etc.:
you are ooc
i am what???
out of CONTROL
ahh...but i'm not hip and trendy enough to have know what that acronym was
i'm just balm
that's BEING A LITTLE MOM to you
When they say "but Bush kept us safe" it's like...
frangry: Say you took a cab ride, and the driver drove like a maniac, so much so that you worried he might be drunk. In fact, he got pulled over, but the cops let him go on his way. And he got obviously lost, several times, but fiercely denied there was any problem. He kept up an incessant patter of retarded drivel throughout. The meter kept running. In the end, you didn’t so much get to your...
Foo Fighters - “Walking After You” ...
What Font Are You? →
Apparently I am Comic Sans: “Face it, you have some growing up to do. There’s part of you that’s still stuck in a more childish phase. But you’ve also got plenty of playfulness that most grown-ups have long since lost.” HAhahaha. Obviously since I took a “What Font Are You” quiz I have some growing up to do.
Slate's Top 25 Bushisms of all time →
Oh wow, there are some real knee-slappers on this list. Here are a couple of my favorites: 17. “People say, ‘How can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil?’ You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in’s house and say I love you.”—Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2002 21. “Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take...
GasBGon Flatulence Filter Seat Cushion →
File this under ‘things I wish I’d invented’. While conducting a harmless google search for cushions for my new apartment, I came across this little gem. The creative on this site is gut-bustingly funny, showing people alienating strangers, friends and loved ones thanks to their embarrassing flatulence problem. I’d have to say if I found out someone I was dating was...
So long, Dubya
I will not be sad to see you go, And even though you’re leaving our country holding the bag, on January 21 I will wear a smile on my face because you will never be the one to represent our country ever again. Let’s hope we can fix what you’ve broken.
20 Years of Bret Michaels' Hair →
This is so amazing it brings a tear to my eye.
1001 rules for my unborn son →
I love checking in on this tumblr to see the new things he’s added to the list - it’s hilarious, touching, and an all around great idea. And I think a lot of adults, myself included, could benefit from reading and incorporating some of these rules as well.
Money money money money
I have none. They paid us before xmas because we were closed over the entire holiday period, which means it’s been almost a month since my checking account’s been topped up. A month that included: credit card bill + first month’s rent in new place + last month’s rent in old place + christmas gifts + holiday travel + new year’s eve + move-in fee + haircut &...
Zero 7 - “Destiny” Sleepy time...
There are lots of nice things about British men. For instance, they can be very...– Emma Thompson. I know a few people who might agree with that statement - both parts of it
I wish people would realize that when they stand by my desk and have a conversation with someone, whispering and trying to be discreet is five million times more distracting than if they spoke at a normal volume. It is also five million times more annoying.
She’s my homie.– Leonardo DiCaprio, about Kate Winslet
OMFG you guys!!
The Golden Globes are on tonight!!! As you can see, I am QUITE excited about this. Yes, I know awards shows are inherently lame and boring but I am partial to the Globes because they rule. Here are a few reasons why: They are the first big time, fancy shmancy awards of the year, helping us to get in that award-season spirit. They’re fun! All the stars sit at big tables (unlike the...
But darling, if you have a baby, you won’t be the baby anymore.– Overboard
Beach Boys - “God Only Knows” just in...
Here we go!!
Wahoo, my very first tumblr! This feels very symbolic for, um, no reason really but it just does! I suppose since it’s still the beginning of the year, I’m about to turn another year older and I am getting my very first apartment (alone) as a ‘grown up’, I am feeling sort of contemplative. Plus at the ripe old age of 26 my memory is already starting to get a little fuzzy...