January 2012
True life: I am an overly-sensitive person.
It is forever on my “things to improve” list because it typically aligns with being irrational, focusing on the negative, and a lot of other traits that aren’t the healthiest. And as much as I try not to take every single thing personally, my default mode when I’m stressed is to crank up my sensitivity meter until I’m...
It's so refreshing
when it’s somebody else doing the ranting/raving/venting for once and not me.
Allows me to give back a little bit, ya know?
“Thank you & have a nice day, sir.”
– woman working at Dunkin Donuts, to me just now
well then.
in my book we call that "lunch"
Lo: send me food
Lo: I literally have 10 pounds of cheese and a box of oreos here but that's it
Me: I don't see what the problem is
caryrandolph:
Killers: “Read My Mind”
Courtney can't walk in heels
Isn’t being able to do that, like, in the job description for being a model?
And dear god is Courtney The Model the biggest...
SUUUUUUUUUCH a TOOOOOOL.
So topical!
So with this Shawntel The Funeral Director appearance on The Bachelor (sidenote: WTF, mate?), this gives me the perfect time to tell you that this past weekend my mom informed me that Aaron Rodgers has a girlfriend. And her name is Destiny Newton.
And and AAAAND she is Shawntel’s SISTER.
This world is too small sometimes, guys.
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umcanyounot asked: Sometimes I sing your blog name in my head to the tune of "Hello Dolly." Ok, that's all.
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Never have I ever
been so close to puking and/or crying while watching a football game.
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If I had a nickel for every time someone almost...
I would have ten gajillion dollars.
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“Oh, is that your boyfriend?”
– my maybe-a little bit-senile grandma, when I showed her a picture of our family DOG
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This much I know
Don’t go digging for information about something when you might not want to know the truth.
thangs
A whole mess of stuff that I’ve been meaning to post separately but instead I’m going to throw together into one post, casserole-style:
Bought that ticket to a faraway land and am officially going on my next trip adventure to Chamonix, France with Anna on Feb. 16-26. We’ll be visiting Mikey the Englishman, eating lots of cheese, taking a little side trip to Annecy and fitting in...
